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[06 Jan 2005|03:27pm]


No one has shit on Jesse and his apple bottom. He's Chula Vista's own tip drill, trust me.

I think that I accidentally downloaded a Justin Guiraini song. You know, the ugly fro-ey guy from American Idol? The loser dude. Yeah.
Must be that ass.

Point Her Out Where She At! [13 Nov 2004|10:05am]

[ mood | awake ]

This guy is so a tip drill.

DO NOT ABANDON THE TIPDRILLERS. ERIK AND I WILL FORNICATE YOU WITH OUR CLUMSINESS! He'll back flip off of a bus and I'll run into the cupboards at the end of my hallway, until you die. Because, us falling will make you die.

Still taking applications for people who want to join Bander and Beano as Bukkake.

I think I'm the only one who's keeping the Tip Drills alive. I HATE YOU ALL! No! I love you. Scratch that.

Aren't the mood icons totally gay?
Must be that ass.

[23 Oct 2004|08:11pm]


I belong in Nelly's crew.
Must be that ass.

[23 Oct 2004|02:54pm]

[ mood | cold ]

Erik Lane And Mallory Van Pelt: The original Tip drillers since day one.

Simon Birch shall be elected number one tip drill. THAT BOY HAS ASS.

Must be that ass.

[03 Jun 2004|08:11am]

10 need a tip drill.| Must be that ass.

[22 May 2004|05:25pm]

"My mom's not even black."- Me.
"Is she a tip drill?"- Erik.
Must be that ass.

It's fun to stay at the.... [20 May 2004|12:10am]

[ mood | humiliated ]

Don't ever reference Tipdrill around people who you don't know for they will have no idea what the fuck you are talking about or what is wrong with you for that matter.

So I'm at the YMCA thingy (because you can hang out with all the boys there, and by that, I mean pick up homosexual fellatio partners, or so the song claims. It lied.) and these 2 black guys are commenting on the rather respectable ass of some girl playing table tennis. So I did what any incredibly white person would do and jumped in the conversation with "IS SHE A TIPDRILL?!"

Now I expected laughter or at the very least a "Ya god damn right she is" but instead I got quite possibly the 2 most confused looks from black people sense...well ever.

"Uh...I guess" was all I got in responce. So in any case, studies have proved that not even black people really know what a tipdrill is and most likely don't even know what BET uncut is. Because they are stupid. And today, my last sliver of dignity was slapped against the wall.

1 need a tip drill.| Must be that ass.

[19 May 2004|05:21pm]

Hell yea

I know lots of tip drills
Must be that ass.

[18 May 2004|07:05pm]

Oh yeah.

Mallory=The Rockstar.

I got my mom to say tipdrill.
2 need a tip drill.| Must be that ass.

Now baby girl, bring it over and let me spit my pimp juice... [17 May 2004|01:09pm]

[ mood | PASSIONATE ]

I remember the first time I saw Tipdrill.

I was flipping through channels at random one late night and came upon the beast that is BET:Uncut. I was greeted by a generic booty video that looked as if it was filmed on a home camcorder and with a budget that covered Doritos and zig zags. It was okay. I can't remember the name of that one but it kept me interested.

More videos came one. I didn't change the channel. I don't know why.

And then it happened. Tipdrill came on. And the world melted away. IT MELTED AWAY GOD DAMMIT.

With capslock and everything.

To call it "stunning" would be a vast understatement. It was the Mel Gibson epic Passion of Christ of the booty video. It had no dignity. It had no shame. It had really weird looking women who could make their freakishl'y large asses pop n lock somehow. Those fuckin things could coherently play Nintendo if their owners so willed them too.

7 minutes long. It's 7 God forsaken minutes long. And 7 minutes has never flown by so fast.

It changed the world for the better...for the children.

And it positively scarred a generation.

Must be that ass.

[16 May 2004|01:37am]

[ mood | determined ]


ah fuck it, who am I kidding? This will be so over in a week and Erik: we will move on towards a Don Vito community.


Must be that ass.

Why yes, I am throwing money in the air like I don't give a fuck. [15 May 2004|11:19pm]

[ mood | Tipdrillin ]

Everyone acknowledge how brilliant the concept of this community is. NOW.



I'll make Mallory find more pictures of tipdrills. And we will mail them to you. And you will open them. And you will not be happy.

Oh and if you have no idea what a tip drill is...well, just watch BET's Uncut sometime. It's their crown jewel and it is far and away the most brilliant thing Nelly has ever done. Seriously, the video is like Jesus without all of the negatives.

3 need a tip drill.| Must be that ass.

[15 May 2004|10:19pm]

Must be that ass.

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